Number of posts : 109 Age : 42 Registration date : 2007-11-17
Subject: STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS Wed 05 Dec 2007, 11:12
BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest
people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for
you! GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
MAN : You remind me of the sea. WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter? PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?" Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?" Pupil : "The moon". Teacher : "Why?" Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" Pupil : "A teacher".
admin's fatoum
Number of posts : 1458 Age : 35 Registration date : 2006-08-29
Subject: Re: STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS Wed 05 Dec 2007, 11:45
bashar wrote:
MAN : You remind me of the sea. WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
héhéhé, nice one, thnx bashar
Iman
Number of posts : 3837 Age : 31 Registration date : 2006-11-04
Subject: Re: STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS Wed 05 Dec 2007, 12:46
hahahhahahhahhahhaha nice bashar 10x
la 3yonak.rh
Number of posts : 939 Age : 33 السلوك : Best Design : Registration date : 2007-11-08
Subject: Re: STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS Fri 07 Dec 2007, 11:52
hahahahah nicee hehe thanks bashar
yara--->LOVE<---ray
Number of posts : 2138 Age : 32 Registration date : 2006-11-03
Subject: Re: STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS Fri 07 Dec 2007, 12:43
hahhahaha thxx
fatoum
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Subject: Re: STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS Fri 07 Dec 2007, 12:50
hehehehe kteer funny 10x a lot bashar
*Miss_NOoO*
Number of posts : 678 Age : 33 Registration date : 2007-12-18
Subject: Re: STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS Mon 24 Dec 2007, 16:45
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kteer bda7ek
nunusena
Number of posts : 813 Age : 31 sexe & Country : Registration date : 2007-08-05
Subject: Re: STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS Sun 30 Dec 2007, 04:14
hhhhhhhhhhhhh... so funny.. yeslamo bashar
rOuBi @ rAyAn..!
Number of posts : 394 Age : 31 Registration date : 2007-12-18
Subject: Re: STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS Mon 07 Jan 2008, 13:21
bashar wrote:
Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" Pupil : "A teacher".
Fri 30 May 2014, 09:59 by cassisadiq
